Astrological Leads


"There've been too many satellites and rockets going up in the Western hemisphere,"

"All those rockets and boosters and stuff have pushed the Earth a little bit too far to the right, thus rendering most of our calculations, which have to do with precise readings of the positions of celestial objects millions of lightyears away and interpretations of how those positions and alignments effect the minutiae of everyday individual human existence, virtually useless."

The group, the International Society of Celestial Prognosticators, has gained international prominence in recent years with the introduction of Astrology to most American public school science curriculums, where it joins with Creationism (also known as Intelligent Design) in accordance with the 2008 passage of the Scientific Method Expulsion Act by faith-based majority lawmakers.